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    F*ck That: An Honest Meditation [Video]

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    Sean FargoPublished March 12, 2016 · Updated October 21, 2026 · 1 min read

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    The funny, unvarnished version of what sitting down to meditate can feel like — and a calmer practice waiting whenever you want one.

    F*ck That: An Honest Meditation — Jason Headley

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    Let this profanity-laced F*ck honest meditation help you find inner peace. Breathe in strength, breathe out bulls*it, and feel your body saying “f*ck that!”

    Sit or lie comfortably, quietly. Allow yourself to be here fully, at this moment with your eyes closed. Begin to connect with your inner world of thought and feeling. Gradually, let the horse shit of the external world fade from your awareness. If you find your mind wandering to other thoughts, don’t let it concern you. Just acknowledge that all that shit is f*cking b*llshit, you’re here now in this place with your inner stillness.

    The F*ck That: An Honest Meditation video was created by Jason Headley.

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